Today in class we were discussing college majors with the students. As we discussed different majors, students began to inquire about what major they would need for a certain career. And then we have this question:

“What major would I need to have if I wanted to do subpenises?”

Eyebrow raise. Mouth drop. Wait, what?

Turns out the student wants a career in the criminal justice field. He’s just unable to pronounce the word “subpoena”…

Until next time…