I can’t make this up.
My students say some of the most hilarious things I have ever heard. Here was today’s exchange:
Male Student: “Ms. Davis, can Jesus read my mind?”
Me: “I’m sure that He can. Why do you ask?”
Male Student: “Oh NO! If He can read my mind, I’m in trouble.”
Me: (laughing) “Why are you in trouble?”
Male Student: “Because, Ms. Davis. I just saw Ms. _______ and WHEW. Man, Ms. Davis. Y’all be lookin’ so good…”
Just another day at school…