I can’t make this up.

My students say some of the most hilarious things I have ever heard.  Here was today’s exchange:

 

Male Student: “Ms. Davis, can Jesus read my mind?”

Me: “I’m sure that He can.  Why do you ask?”

Male Student: “Oh NO! If He can read my mind, I’m in trouble.”

Me: (laughing) “Why are you in trouble?”

Male Student: “Because, Ms. Davis.  I just saw Ms. _______ and WHEW.  Man, Ms. Davis.  Y’all be lookin’ so good…”

 

Just another day at school…